Sick of public surveillance? Try out the new knitcam. Completely obsolete and will not capture any images. Knit yourself one to go in the corner of your room, or by your front door.

€3.50 from my Etsy shop - click here for more details,
 

Meet the classic cartoon bomb - two sticks of dynamite, detonators, a timer and some coloured wires.  These are all the bombs we need!

10% of the sale price of this bomb goes to MAG - Mines Advisory Group, whose work includes clearing landmines.

€3.50 from my Etsy shop - click here for more details.

A different type of yarn bombing.

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The ball and chain flail, commonly mistakenly called a morning star or mace, is a medieval weapon, originally coming from an agricultural tool. It was designed to bash people hiding behind their shields. You will see how inaccurate and difficult it is to use as a weapon when you make one!

€3.25 from my Etsy shop - click here for more details.

That bottle is guaranteed not to break.

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Everyone needs a knitted gun. They may not be aware of the fact, but they do. In fact, it’s the only gun anyone needs. An utterly useless one.
I originally made this gun for my father - a big Raymond Chandler fan, who was decorating a room in his house in a film noir style. This one is based on a Colt Official Police .38 Revolver - one of the guns used by Phillip Marlowe in The Big Sleep.

€2.75 from my Etsy shop - click here for more details.

FREE

Yes, that is a ridiculous name, but how could I not? Crochet pattern for a pod of peas.

Available as a free PDF download on Ravelry.

Or download it directly here as a PDF.