Everyone needs a good selection of fake mustaches. In fact my sister even has a dedicated storage box for her hair-pieces (labeled: Mustaches, Wigs, Beards, etc.) With this in mind, and knowing that there is no nicer material for wearing against one's skin than some lovely soft merino felt, I bring you, the Mustache Needle Felting Kit.

You can now craft your very own selection of mustaches....from the classics, like the handlebar (at top) or the walrus (at bottom), or mustaches made famous by characters from fiction...Poirot (second from top), Captain Hook (second from bottom) and Fu Manchu (on mask below.)

(Someone is not very happy with his mustache selection.)

So, I need one of you lovely people to test my kit for me.

I will send one lucky reader a free mustache kit.

You can only enter if:

a) you have never needle-felted before,

and b) you can commit to doing the test and sending me detailed feedback within a week of receiving the test in the post.

To enter, just write a comment below before next Wednesday the 25th Jan, and on that day I will pick a name out of a hat.

We can all become distinguished gentlemen.