Welcome to the felted mustache kit! Hooray, it is now up for sale on Etsy - you can find it here.
And yes, it is completely ridiculous. But, we all need fake mustaches, there is no denying that. And what better way to acquire some than by learning to needle-felt and wet-felt and make your own from some lovely soft sheep's wool (merino in two colours and some nice Gotland) using a lovely eco-friendly craft kit!
As usual, step-by-step instructions with clear diagrams are included, along with all the equipment and materials you need to make 5-6 mustaches. Choose from the handlebar, the walrus, Poirot, Fu Manchu, Dali or Captain Hook styles, or make your own shapes.
For more info, check out the listing here. Before long, you will become a distinguished gentleman.